Nursery Rhymes - 1

And Jack and Jill

Went up an ‘ill

To setch a pail of water down

Jack fell down

And byoke his gyound

And Jill came kyumbling after

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Baa baa black sleep

Have you any wool

Yes sir, yes sir

Twee bags full

One’s a my master

One’s a my dame

One’s a the likkle boy Thaïs

Lives down the lake

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I ear tunder, I ear tunder

‘Ark don’t you, ‘ark don’t you

Pitter patter yaindyops, pitter patter yaindyops

I’m wet tyoo, I’m wet tyoo

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Can you imagine having to listen to this all through the day? Ok…. it was cute for the first 2-3 days. But after that I had to plead with her to keep quiet for a while.

Her nursery rhymes, together with the regular screaming and shouting had given me a headache.Whether she took pity on me or just needed to give her mouth a rest, I’ll never know, but when I finally got a few minutes of peace and quiet, I lay down and shut my eyes.

Imagine my shock when she came to me and yelled, “Tana, open your damn eyes!”