Hard Teats

We’re at the supermarket. There are people all around. And just as a reminder, my daughter has a loud voice:

Thaïs: Mummy, do you have hard teats?

Me: What? Er… I don’t know. Look… there’s the ketchup. Let me go get it.

Thaïs: No, wait. I have hard teats. Why do I have hard teats?

Me: Um.. I don’t know. Oh! Look at those cartons of milk. Let’s get some for you.

(If you haven’t realized it yet, I was trying to distract her and change the topic)

Thaïs: But why?

Me: I told you. I don’t know.

Thaïs: No! You know! Can you guess? Please? Can you guess?

(Now I’m getting desperate)

Me: Isn’t that the chocolate you wanted to buy? Go get some.

Thaïs: Because I brush them everyday, silly. With toot-paste!!

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  1. That was hilarious! And what a valiant effort at distraction. I could feel your anxiety as I read it.

  2. Thanks. I could feel my ears getting red.

  3. Too funny! Got to love when kids pronounce things wrong. Me niece will ask you to give her a piss. She’s actually asking for a kiss. Threw me for a huge loop the first time I heard that! :)

  4. :) That’s a good one. I’d be extremely wary of asking my daughter for a ‘piss’. She’s quite capable of doing it just for a laugh.

  5. Or my son’s friend this morning describing a character from Star Wars who has huge tentacles hanging from his head as “You know, the guy with the long testicles”.

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